I'M 21 BITCH

I truly cannot believe they let me turn 21. But this ain't no ordinary Birthday, BITCH. I only do one thing - and that's be the baddest. So I created Da Baddest merch you've ever seen to help celebrate my Legalization. 

Why Turtles?

Because without Turtles, there would be no Turtles. Periodt. Every purchase you make I will donate some money to help the Turtles because I'm generous like that. 

I really can't believe they let me turn 21